"Lola Advertises Her Macrons"

"Hi this is Miss Lola,
With her fruitful lips,
Her words may taste bitter,
But not as bitter as the sweetness sitting below her hips,

She invites you to dress pretty and smart,
For a dine of ones macrons all fluffy and tart."

"Lola Advertises Her Tea Party"

"Hi This is Miss Lola,
With her glass ball eyes,
You are invited to her tea party,
For a featured surprise,

There will be chocolate nibbles, biscuits and cupcakes too,
Dress all fancy to be welcomed into her homes brew."

"My Little Sardines"

"Here's a sneak peak of my little sardines,
They once lived down by the marshes next to natures greens,

They were canned and stacked in wally piles,
To be eaten fresh and captured again walking those wally miles,

They came in different colours and patterns too,
Eyes wide open they welcomed us into feasts view,

They were packaged in each can four by four,
What's not to love of a sardine that's rich and galore,

Part of advertising what lay beneath the glorious tin of a can,
Is a taste* of disaster when you meet the army of they're glorious clan."
 

"Never My Wife You Are A Fool"

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"You're addicted to insanity,
You are but a queen of your own palace in that crown,
You shed no boundaries,
Fit for an ol' mans palace for a town.

That tender-loving luscious strawberry hair ,
Those eyelashes that thrive like branches,
Them lips that taste like bitter-sweet caramel,
Oh your words spit and devour our chances,

You are but a one-mans dream,
You are foulest in your ways,
A taste of fear is your cup of tea,
You have but stolen this one mans gaze,

For you are the only one I ponder,
Never my wife you are a fool,
Your anxiety of restraint is my cup of tea,
For you are but a one-mans tool."

"Anything but a Jar of Hearts."

"Anything but a jar of hearts,
If I heal everyone else, I'd have to fall apart,
Botheration getting thrown at me like a ray of darts,

Days for I long to be a mechanical doohickey, restart,
But having a voice like mine, you'd have to be smart,
For my words are but a gentle brush stroke, art."

"His Love for a Bike."

"You're the definition of perfection I think I've found my haven,
You are the donner of my dons,
The coke to my Malibu,
The water to my wine,
The apple of my heart,
The sparkle in my eyes,
The happiness to my smile,
The clown to my laughs,
The wheels of my dreams,
The ride of my life."

Introduction! Xxx

Hiiii! Nice to meet you humans! As you all may know this box is all about talking about yourself. So I'm going to be selfish and talk about myself. I am a fun-loving, caring BUT weird person with a hilarious personality. I like all things cute and sweet when it comes to fashion and illustrating. I have an immediate interest in dreamlike fantasies, stories, emotions, fashion and imagery; this all relies on the abilities and skills I use in my illustrations. My mind thrusts out vivid images and words which I use to communicate and convey meaning on a product. I am thoroughly interested and excited to see what I can unravel from my findings of people and they’re emotions on how to deal with life living to “life’s” expectations. I have a deep motive for reading and writing poetry in my spare time or during working hours in university.

 I am currently a student doing a BA Honours Degree studying Illustration in a university which shalt not be named, because I’m a cheeky prick who doesn’t give out personal info.

Now coming into fashion I always keep it quirky simple/mature and sweet. I am the type of fashionista that likes to splurge, but also pair and invest what new styles I could perk up in my wardrobe and here I am willing to share it with you all! So I hope you enjoy keeping watch on MY ENTIRE BS. Hah, no I'm joking.....it's not all just BS.....

But heyyy I’m moving on into my second year and I’m living the cool student life partying (not really) getting drunk (absolutely not…) coming in late (always 2hrs early) not doing any work (mate this chick finishes 2weeks before the deadline and does extra….still comes in with piles of MORE WORK.) I mean….. I’m awesome. Nah not really….. I’m actually a good girl I do all my work and I’m a teacher’s pet……TRUTH BE TOLD INIT.

 Now what more can I say, I mean I like food I guess   cheese sun dried tomatoes and olives is my favourite. FOODPORN. I mean you guys will find out more about me in most of what I post in my blog? Why spit now when all my legit madness can be seen in pictures!?..... Okay fine I’ll spill some of the beans. I am an inspiring type of girl. Keep note. This word àInspire* will be said a couple of times. I inspire to be inspired by others and I am inspired by others that inspire me, because like I said I am an inspiring girl that likes to be inspired by all things cheesy and edgy because inspire is the key to……I don’t  know.  I’m a sucker for anything with a cheesy metaphorical content because I think it’s funny and strangely cute. I love pattern and shoes they are my perfect cup of tea which I can’t get enough of. It’s a legit addiction. And I am done talking humans! I will now leave my BS in your hands. Enjoy!